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February 2012

Jan 31, 201228 notes
#friends with kids

Watching The Usual Suspects for English

I’ve heard it’s good so I hope I don’t fall asleep ‘cause I am TIRED!

Jan 31, 20121 note
#personal #filed under: i'm tired and no one cares

January 2012

Jan 31, 2012105 notes
#john mulaney #new in town
Why did you have to leave, Paul?

Who’s going to dance with Taran now?!

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Jan 31, 201218 notes
#tartans sad face #oh bb
Jan 31, 20121,530 notes
Jan 31, 2012389 notes

let’s play the “let’s see how fast tessla can write this 2 page paper” game.

I’m guessing - WITHOUT TUMBLR OR THE INTERNET - 30 minutes.

GO

Jan 31, 20121 note
#personal #lolol
“If you look around the room and you’re the smartest person in the room, then you’re in the wrong room.” —Lorne Michaels (via helenaoftroy)
Jan 31, 2012367 notes

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ladolcebrianna replied to your post: guess what I can do the internship …

YAYYYYYY!!!! Congrats!!! :D

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insaneonmyown replied to your post: guess what I can do the internship …

So proud of you! I told you everything would work out in the end, because you are amazing and you deserve this opportunity!!! LOVE YOU

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listenupturkeys replied to your post: guess what I can do the internship …

I am so excited for you!!!

Thank you beautiful people. You guys are the BEST. Love you all!

Jan 31, 20121 note
#replies #ladolcebrianna #insaneonmyown #listenupturkeys #filed under: people who are way too nice to me and I don't deserve it
I love that no one thinks that Andy will be leaving.

erikamk:

He wasn’t there at all during the Daniel Radcliffe week. He’s going to be on Jimmy’s show in Indy this week, meaning that he won’t be at 30 Rock working like he is supposed to be, so I wonder if he will be at this week’s episode at all. I really think that Andy’s time at SNL will come to an end soon.

Jan 31, 20127 notes
#I'm glad because then maybe people will finally realize that he is a jerk.

guess what

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Jan 31, 201211 notes
#PERSONAL #wee
Jan 31, 2012627 notes
BREAKING: Paul Brittain Leaving SNL Immediately | EW → insidetv.ew.com

onlyannie:

popculturebrain:

Damn, he showed promise. Lord Windermere could have been a new classic. 

A source close to the actor tells EW that Brittain “had the opportunity to pursue other projects, and he and the show parted ways amicably.”

NO. FUCKING. WAY. CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. 

WHATTTTTTTTTTTT

Jan 31, 2012385 notes
#OMG #WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HIM LAST NIGHT

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Jan 31, 20121 note
#Maybe everyone is just annoying me today #or you're just rude and annoying
Jan 31, 201212,023 notes
#perfect person you are Mr. Segel
Jan 31, 201213,026 notes
#YES
Jan 31, 2012359 notes
#she's absolutely like a fine wine #she is so beautiful #TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
Birthday Info and Instructions

Thank you everyone who responded and let me know that you would be interested!

Here are the details:

  1. There are two separate presents, one for Taran and one for Cobie. Taran’s birthday is April 1st and Cobie’s is April 3rd. The only reason I’m starting this now is if I don’t, I wouldn’t finish because I’m in school and I want to do a little bit at a time. Also, the way the shows are for the Spring may mean that I have to give it to him earlier than his actual birthday, but I’m not sure right now.
  2. I bought all the stuff today. What you guys can do is right a letter-type thing for either Taran, Cobie, or preferably both (if you like both of them, or if you’re just a HIMYM fan, then just that one or vice-versa). You can include why you like him or her on their shows, how you heard of them (for example I found out about Taran from Stuck in the Suburbs on Disney Channel), something you want to tell them (i.e., I look up to you, you’re amazing, something like that). Also, include your favorite Taran character/sketch or your favorite episode of Robin’s, if you have one. Just anything you want to tell them to make them feel special. And, of course, include a “happy birthday!”.
  3. If you have met either Taran or Cobie, and you want to include the picture (trust me, they’ll remember you if you put the picture!) then definitely send that my way.
  4. Since I am starting this early, (and I’m not saying that you need to do this) if you want to actually give them something too, like a present or something you made or anything like that, and you want to send it to me, I will privately give you my address, and I will give it to Taran and either he’ll have it or give it to Cobie if it’s for her. Even if you want to give him or her an actual birthday card or something like that, and you want to send it to me and have me give it to them, I certainly will (and I will personally let him know who it is from!)
  5. My email is tessladonovan@yahoo.com. If you have any questions, email me or write in my ask or tweet me (@tessladonovan) or whatever you want to do! If you have any questions or concerns, please let me know! You can send me the letter through email or in my ask, however you want! If you want to add me on Facebook and send it that way, just let me know!
  6. The time frame for this is from February 1st, 2012 - March 9th 2012. That way, you guys have a whole month, and then I can put it together and give it to him (in case I because of SNL dates I have to give it to him early). You guys have more than enough, I’m sure you can get them in before then! You can start sending them to me whenever you want. Make sure you put your name on it so Taran or Cobie knows who it is from, and if you want, include your twitter handle or tumblr URL. I’m sure if you’re a fan page for one of them, they would love to check it out!

Again, please let me know if you have any questions! I can’t wait for you guys to send things in! THANK YOU ALL! LOVE YOU

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Jan 31, 201210 notes
#Taran Killam #Cobie Smulders #SNL #HIMYM #How I Met Your Mother #Birthday
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Jan 31, 201276 notes
Bobby Moynihan Embarasses Himself In Front of Jay-Z → splitsider.com

sex-with-a-bicycle:

babiesareboring:

“One of the weirdest moments of my entire life was probably doing that Beyonce sketch and then immediately walking offstage in a leotard and heels and meeting Jay-Z for the first time. I had just finished grinding with his wife inappropriately, and he just looked at me and shook his head. I can’t tell if it was a laugh or just like ‘you look like a gay pear.’ And then he just walked away.”

#YOU LOOK LIKE A GAY PEAR

Jan 31, 201256 notes

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atthestarsupabove answered your question: I need your guys’ help:

I would love to send something!

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itscobiesmulders answered your question: I need your guys’ help:

Hi!. Im from Buenos Aires. I’m in!!!

Awesome! I’ll keep ya updated!

Jan 31, 2012
#replies #atthestarsupabove #itscobiesmulders

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ahappyreality answered your question: I need your guys’ help:

yesyesyes

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akivaschaffer replied to your post: akivaschaffer answered your question: I need your…

OHHH THAT SOUNDS FUN! I love writing letters :D

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mrkillam answered your question: I need your guys’ help:

I’ll do something for both of them.

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killams answered your question: I need your guys’ help:

I would definitely!

AWESOME! Can’t wait! THANKS GUYS!

Jan 30, 20121 note
#replies #ahappyreality #akivaschaffer #mrkillam #killams
Jan 30, 2012466 notes

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akivaschaffer answered your question: I need your guys’ help:

I’ll do something for Taran if it’s something I’m actually capable of doing :3

Hahahaha, it would just be a letter of why you like him on SNL (or stuff he’s done before), and just wishing him a happy birthday, or whatever you want to say!

Jan 30, 20121 note
#replies #akivaschaffer

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listenupturkeys answered your question: I need your guys’ help:

I’d definitely do something for Taran!

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farfromthepacific answered your question: I need your guys’ help:

YES

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devilish-charm answered your question: I need your guys’ help:

I’d do something if I could think of something to say!

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loganhendersmug answered your question: I need your guys’ help:

I would :)

YAY okay as long as people will that makes me happy. AWESOME! thanks guys. I’ll make a post about it soon! 

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Jan 30, 2012
#replies #listenupturkeys #farfromthepacific #devilish-charm #loganhendersmug
Jan 30, 2012139 notes
#ugh I LOVE JOHN MULANEY
I need your guys' help:

Okay, so I’m planning on doing a present for Taran for his birthday (April 1st). I was also planning on putting something together for Cobie, too (her birthday is April 3rd). I just want to know if people would send things in for both of them or one of them. This is just making sure people would… not actually sending them in yet. So, reply, answer or write in my ask and just let me know if you would send something in at some point when I write up the whole explanation and stuff. So, obligatory question mark?

Jan 30, 201214 notes
#Taran Killam #Cobie Smulders #SNL #HIMYM #How I Met Your Mother
Jan 30, 20124 notes
Jan 30, 201265,557 notes
#kristen wiig [1]
Jan 30, 20126,707 notes
#stop with your face #UGH STOP
Jan 30, 2012179 notes
#i don't ever reblog them and I really should #lonely islandddddd
Jan 30, 20121 note
#ucb is the best
Don't forget to watch Chris Gethard tonight on Conan!

veteranreporter:

Is gon be good, y’all.

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Jan 30, 20127 notes
Jonah Hill, Justin Bieber to host SNL  → tv.broadwayworld.com

erikamk:

According to Alec Baldwin’s WNYC Podcast ‘Here’s the Thing’, superstar Justin Bieber will be hosting NBC’s SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE sometime in 2012. Baldwin also revealed that actor Jonah Hill will be taking the helm of SNL this season as well. 

On this morning’s episode of the Podcast, Baldwin’s guest included SNL executive producer Lorne Michaels. The interview took place in Michael’s office where a board of upcoming confirmed hosts was clearly visible. Baldwin took the liberty of reading the list of names which included Bieber as host and musical guest and Hill as host of upcoming programs. Though Bieber has never hosted the comedy show, he did appear as musical guest in April of 2010 on an episode hosted by Tina Fey. Hill previously hosted the show in 2008.

Sharing the news, Baldwin said, “The biggest names in the business are coming here thirty-something years [after ‘SNL’s debut] to host the show. Ben Stiller, Melissa McCarthy, [who] won the Emmy award, and Katy Perry’s coming and Jimmy Fallon, who’s double-dipping on your payroll, Jonah Hill, and I don’t want to ruin any other names, [but] Bieber’s confirmed, he’s the music and the [host].”

Well, Jay already said Bieber was going to host, but I’m excited for Jonah.

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#YES
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Jan 30, 20121 note
#personal #filed under: no one cares
Jan 30, 201221,444 notes
#gpoy
Jan 30, 20123,859 notes
I hope that you all not only get to live in NYC at one point in your life

But I hope that you guys find great friends like I have. Back home I always felt alone, even though I did have a couple friends, and it’s really nice to know that we all love the same things. 3 hours in the “cold” literally felt like 20 minutes because we were just laughing and joking. It is so nice. 

Jan 30, 20122 notes
#personal #ish #okay on that note I'm definitely going to bed
una día fantástico

Went to asssscat with the beautiful Erika, Kam and Ryane, plus their beautiful friend and Patrick… Erika got to give Bobby his present! It looked AMAZING! pictures couldn’t even give it justice. it was incredible. AND after the show Taran was just hanging out so I got to see him for the first time in like 2 months. I got confirmation that if I put something together for Cobie, he will certainly give it to her (I just had to make sure haha) so expect a post about that within a week or so. Also Bobby and Taran had hiatus facial hair and it was great

UGH tonight was awesome. Seeing Taran was like a total random thing that I wasn’t expecting AT ALL. he’s the best

Jan 30, 20124 notes
#asssscat #tired #now #bed #bye
Jan 29, 201225 notes
Jan 29, 2012142 notes

why is Jimmy Fallon a pretty girl than me?

Jan 29, 20129 notes
#jimmy fallon #ugh
Jan 29, 201252 notes
#wait #what #ahhhhh #jimmy fallon #indy #lnjf
Jan 29, 20123,728 notes
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#john mulaney #omg
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