mickey-love:

sometimes i just want to reply to people’s posts with ‘I LOVE YOU please spend all your time with me forever and we can do homely things like make each other tea and read in comfortable silence and i’ll run you baths and buy you slippers and take you quiet places on warm nights and we can combine our cd collections’ but instead i just press the like button

halloweenpunk:

i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation

assiest:

your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am

yeezytaughtme:

i don’t want a headstone when i die just frame aaron paul’s gq spread and prop it up next to my grave

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

imma-die-by-werewolf:

Community Meme → Eight quotes

2/8 → To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it.

using narcissism to cope with self-loathing is probably the most effective treatment of them all

you hate yourself but you still think you’re better than everyone else

renfieldandwilkes:

the fact that i like one direction really fucks up my rep

shygirl364:

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