“For whatever reason, she has an irresistible attraction to the vice president in a movie-star kind of way.” (x)
I'm Tessla. I like a lot of things and I only kind of like a lot of people. TV and movies are really the only things stable in my life right now. Aaron Paul makes me cry. Enjoy!
Are you serious? You’re going to hit on me with a baby? That’s terrible. BOO! What’s wrong with you?
rejectedjokes: “Snowpants show at UCBNY last night. So so so fun. Cast- Adam Scott, Justin Long, Zach Woods, Chad Carter, Neil Casey, me.”
“It’s kind of impressive. I’ve been to a lot of towns - usually people don’t care about anything. I mean, don’t get me wrong, these peoples are weirdos, but they’re weirdos who care.”
Adam Scott on the Late Show With David Letterman, explaining how easy it is to get him to come party with you.
