When people pray, they don’t want this thing or that thing. They just… they don’t want to be forgotten.
The Nines

…it’s a rerun.

You know what I think we’re a-missin-anin? A couple of handsome dancers. Come on out, boys!

Both: It’s just not for salads anymore.
Guy: That was great, Mark.
Linda: Aaaand Linda. And Linda. So we’ll split that. 25, 25. Get me out of one jam.

jennyjennybobenny:

“Can you Garlic Ranch Blast me now?”

Melissa McCarthy continues to be fantastic.

jocalderboneme:

THERE’S A HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH PARTY IN MY MOUTH

THERE’S A HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH PARTY IN MY MOUTH

THERE’S A HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH PARTY IN MY MOUTH

if anyone cares

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-saturdaynightlive:

SNL Bumper Photos - Episode 37X02 - Melissa McCarthy/Lady Antebellum

so my friend and I were waiting in standby for SNL

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