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this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

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I think I’ve always been interested in being funny and getting attention. My mom told me that as a baby I ‘knew’ how to be cute. I’d crawl under blankets and peek my head out. My mom has told me, ‘Yeah, you knew what you were doing. It was gross.’ (x)

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“The world’s best anti-depressant.”

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annamarie:

Yesterday I had the best day of my life.

I am so in love with you two it’s sad

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  #JOHN STOP  #mulaney  #handsome motherfucker  #go a w a y  
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“Papa, today I met a boy with no eyes.”

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chapteronemanhattan:

John Mulaney

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GUYS

I started a twitter petition (twitition, whatevs) for John Mulaney to be on SVU because I saw it on my dash earlier and I thought it was HILARIOUS

like, what if it happened?!?!?

so sign this and share with people. at least get him to recognize it!

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